Log in


> recent entries
> calendar
> friends
> profile

Saturday, November 27th, 2004
10:57 am

Which Family Guy character are you?

current mood: ZZZZZ...

(1 comment | comment on this)

Sunday, November 7th, 2004
6:32 pm
The world is doomed by stupidity...
On a Sear's hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee but that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But its "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(Too late!)

"Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (One would hope.)

On most Christmas tree lights it says "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what...?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)

current mood: Hahahahaha!

(comment on this)

Friday, November 5th, 2004
9:24 pm
There was an Atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord. One night, when the little girl was five years old, the parents fought with each other and the father shot the mom right there in front of the little girl....then he shot himself. The little girl watched it all! She was then sent to foster home. The foster mother was a Christian and took the child to Sunday School. The foster mother told the teacher that the little girl had never heard of Jesus and to have patience with her. The teacher held up a picture of the Lord and asked, "Does anyone know who this is?" The little girl said, "I do, that's the man that was holding me the night my parents died."

current mood: That is so awesome!

(comment on this)

Sunday, September 26th, 2004
7:16 pm
Oh my gosh! The concert was AMAZING! It was AWESOME! It was too good for words. It was WOW! Joe was so hot and he is really good live. Plus, the Red Sox won yesterday's and today's game againt the Yankees. Woohoo! Anyway, we got to the place at 7:00 and his concert started at 8:00 we got pretty good seats for the time we got in. While we were sitting we heard that the gates closed at like 7:05 or something. Yeah, so first this hoola hoop girl did a thing and then we listened to crappy country until Joe Nichols came on. Joe came and the whole stage was wicked loud. He started to sing, I can't even remember what he sang I was so happy. I mean I like couldn't breathe when he come on. So our group was the loudest and he kept looking our way and was like, "Calm down!" It was so cute! So after like an hour and a half of amazing Joeness he's like "Y'all come on up here." So like all the girls obbsesed with Joe like ran to the front of the stage and we were SO close to him. It was so so so so so so AMAZING! Then he left and everyone was like "WE WANT JOE! WE WANT JOE!" and he actually came back. Then he stayed like an extra half hour. It was SO great! Then, our group and this crazy girl who wanted to rush the stage all screamed "WE LOVE YOU JOE!" Then he was like "I love ya too." It was SO amazing. We brought our digital camera and took 49 pictures. It was SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO AMAZING, AWESOME, COOL, AHHHHHHHHHH! I got a Joe tee-shirt with his picture onn it! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

current mood: UNBELIVABLY HAPPY!

(comment on this)

Saturday, September 25th, 2004
3:02 pm
Crap! The Red Sox lost last night. Oh, well. I am so excited to go see Joe Nichols tonight at 8:00! I will miss the game. Well, I got to go feed Andrew.

current mood: ecstatic

(comment on this)

Friday, September 24th, 2004
8:53 pm
Oh, darn! David Ortiz was so close to a homerun. Oh, well, we are winning anyway! 3 - 2 against the Yankees, top of the sixth. Haha, they have a Pats commercial. My little sister, Lauren, is so cute. She's crawling after the laptop cord. (she's eight months on the first, along with her twin brother, Andrew) She has eight teeth too, bad thing to be chewing on a cord. Her brother only has two teeth. Speaking of sports, they were born on Superbowl Sunday, Big suprise, like a month early. But, they had to see the Pats win. Yankees are trying to score, but Trot Nixon made an awesome catch and nobody made it home, phew! Pokey isn't playing today, at least yet. Pokey Reese is my favorite player. He might not have the best batting average, but he's an awesome defensive player. Crap, we're tied now, 3 - 3, two outs, Yankees up, top of the sixth. Come on Pedro, strike him out! Yay! Three outs without another run. Woohoo! Well, almost a double, *mutter* stupid Yankees *mutter*. Well, I'll be off, watching the Red Sox kick the Yankees butts! Woohoo! Au revoir!

current mood: Come on Red Sox!

(comment on this)

Saturday, September 18th, 2004
10:10 am
Yay! The Red Sox kicked the Yankees' butts yesterday! It was such a good game. The top of the ninth, the Red Sox were up to bat, the score was 2 - 1, Yankees. Then, it all started with Trot Nixon getting the first hit. They replaced him on base though with a faster runner, but thats okay and Pokey played too. It was so exciting. So, then we got another hit, 2 - 2, tie. And then, we got yet another hit, 3 - 2, Red Sox! Well, by then we had two outs, but we were winning. Got a third out, end of inning. We had to hold the Yankees down for their inning, but it was easy for the Sox. First, a pop-up caught by Johnny Damon, then two strike-outs to end the inning. Yay! It had like two rain delays though so I had to stay up late to watch it. *yawn* Well, yay!

current mood: excited

(comment on this)

Saturday, August 28th, 2004
10:54 pm
Which Dashboard Confessional Song Are You?
by asianchailover
LJ Username
Fave Number
SongHands Down
Quiz created with MemeGen!

current mood: Family Guy is almost on!

(2 comments | comment on this)

Monday, August 16th, 2004
12:19 pm
Yum! I'm eating my mango right now and it is very tasty. What did I do today? Nothing much, woke up at 10:00 this morning because I couldn't sleep last night. I am sad because my sister is leaving and going to college and leaving me forever. She thinks I want her to leave because I keep saying how I get her gigantic room, but I really don’t. I am just looking at the positive aspect of her leaving and even if she doesn’t believe this, I’ll know it’s true. Will you please forgive me? I am really sad that you’re leaving. :(

current mood: Please, don't leave

(4 comments | comment on this)

1:39 am

Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?

hehe! I can't sleep so I decided to see who I was. I'd rather marry him then be him, but oh well.

current mood: Can't Sleep

(1 comment | comment on this)

Saturday, August 14th, 2004
12:00 am - NEW COMMUNITY!
Hey everyone...I have just made a new community it has all my favorite things in it. It includes

Switchfoot, Dashboard, Orlando Bloom, Joe Nichols, and pretty much everything else I love. join or just post...

Keep in mind i just made this like two seconds ago...so yeah! But my friend is going to post a load of cool icons.

[Unknown LJ tag] if this tag does not work the community is called Like_It

it is way too late good night

current mood: tired

(1 comment | comment on this)

> top of page